Copywriter Candy

November 30th is the saddest day of the year.

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 16:23:12 -0500

It’s the day the staches get slaughtered. The day Magnum P.I. gets canceled. The day the...

Join My Band- A Social Experiment.

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:33:00 -0500

I’m going to start a band. I don’t know how to sing or dance or play music and I’m...

You wanna buy a Mustang?

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 12:48:00 -0500

My friend, Sean, has a Mustang. And he wants to sell it. It’s on Craigslist, but i told him...

Door Theory. Via George Miron.

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:47:23 -0400

Door Theory.

Via George Miron.

In Advertising, we are...

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 19:46:00 -0400

Artists seeking corporate sponsorships. Egos in search of strokers. Con men looking for our next...

- Wyatt Neumann, Copywriter

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:22:00 -0400

- Wyatt Neumann, Copywriter

They were not happy with their portrait.

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:57:36 -0400

I just pitched the best TV spot in the world.

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 14:49:00 -0400

It had LeBron James, Micheal Jordan, and 50 high school basketball players from around the world. It...

Jennifer Lopez is a sell-out.

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 12:36:00 -0400

First, I’m supposed to believe that Jennifer Lopez drives herself around. Then I’m...

I have a unique relationship with Macaroni and Cheese.

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 17:53:00 -0400

When I was 8, my father posed the challenge of making Mac and Cheese without using a box. It was the...

Some words don’t need to be written.

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 17:07:07 -0400

Some words don’t need to be written.

Professional Bullshitter, Esq.

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:20:00 -0400

Some colleagues tell me that labeling myself as a “writer” is overestimating...

A Facebook Experiment

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 13:08:00 -0400

I wanted some sort of motivation to help me get back into shape. So I decided to get my friends to...

Death In Advertising

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 10:49:00 -0400

When our creative ideas are rejected by clients or creative directors, we say that the idea was...

Having KY Jelly as a client...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 05:11:00 -0400

I don’t currently work on this account, but a friend of mine does. And I can only imagine the...

Things my producer googled during our client meeting

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:52:10 -0400

In chronological order: 1) Tom from MySpace2) Sister Wives3) Identity theft4) Tattoo removal5)...

I hate My laptop bag.

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 10:45:00 -0400

Tomorrow, instead of taking my laptop bag to work, I'm going to take a camel back,and instead of a...

White men can jump.

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:39:00 -0400

White men can jump.

The CopyWriters' Manifesto

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 12:36:21 -0400

According to merriam-webster, a copywriter is “a writer of copy”.So I wrote them a...

What to say when someone asks you for your phone number but you don't want to give it to them but you don't want to be an asshole

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 12:26:00 -0400

My pimp doesn’t let me have a phone. I have short-term memory loss. I don’t know my...