Copywriter Candy

Some colleagues tell me that labeling myself as a “writer” is overestimating peoples’ ability to understand what a real writer can do. These were some suggestions for titles that my friends gave. And in a way, these titles are all true. But I would hope that who ever would wants to work with me would already know that this is what I do. After all, I am a writer.

Idea-Station

Ball Tickler

Professional Bullshitter

Fuck You, I’m Writing Sayer

Tongue Master

Rule Breaker and Award Taker

Brand Medic

Integrated Platform Genius

Dyslexic Savant

Wordsmith Jiggalo

Problem Assassin

Private Dancer

Pop Culture Engineer

Creative Fluffer

Big Idea Maker

Mind Blower

Concepting Macheeen

If You Had To Ask, You Can’t Afford Me

Thank you Jesus Generator

Tits McGee

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